Dear __________,
I still haven’t gotten your present. I’m looking online right now and there’s nothing that’s good enough. The problem is that you’re not just any random TumblrFag, so I can’t just send you some thoughtless gift. WHAT DO I DO?
Also, refuse to buy you a porn subscription, which is what everyone keeps telling me to get you. I’d buy you a piece of the rainforest, but you’d laugh at me.
Love,
Omar
Posted on Friday December 11th
